Cards Against Equestria Girls

I do declare, in times of distress I have always relied on using a live squid as a condom.

I do declare, in times of distress I have always relied on using a live squid as a condom.

Good times just behind, and more just ahead. Big Apple Ponycon and Too Many Games were awesome. Bitgen is tomorrow, Bronycon in like 3 weeks, and Magfest ”8.5” in September! Yayyyyyyyyy

I have this recurring dream where I’m a pyramid of severed heads, and I’m giving an erection that lasts longer than four hours to Joffrey Baratheon, the loathsome little shit.

I have this recurring dream where I’m a pyramid of severed heads, and I’m giving an erection that lasts longer than four hours to Joffrey Baratheon, the loathsome little shit.

Rarity: How will you get through college?
Flutters: Chloroform.

Rarity: How will you get through college?

Flutters: Chloroform.

Utah is considering legalizing actually getting shot, for real.

Utah is considering legalizing actually getting shot, for real.

Making love on a couch shaped like his moustache will never be the same after being kicked in the ovaries.

Making love on a couch shaped like his moustache will never be the same after being kicked in the ovaries.

Lovin’ you is easy cause you’re using tears as lubricant.

Lovin’ you is easy cause you’re using tears as lubricant.