Cards Against Equestria Girls

Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out a profitable collection of holes.

Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out a profitable collection of holes.

OH MY FUCK. BEARDY PIE IS CANON. REPEAT, BEARDY PIE IS CANON. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

OH MY FUCK. BEARDY PIE IS CANON. REPEAT, BEARDY PIE IS CANON. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Dear Dan Savage,
Please help. I am unable to achieve orgasm without a literal shaved beaver.

Dear Dan Savage,

Please help. I am unable to achieve orgasm without a literal shaved beaver.

Apple has announced a new device that promises to revolutionize the way we think about Japanese rope technique!

Apple has announced a new device that promises to revolutionize the way we think about Japanese rope technique!

On my way to Magfest 8.5 ..friend of a friend really wanted to drive, so I get to dick around with my phone for a while and I can make my transformation when we get near instead of waiting til we park!

Fun incoming!

I do wish the newspapers hadn’t mentioned a blanket with a hole in it in grandpa’s obituary….

I do wish the newspapers hadn’t mentioned a blanket with a hole in it in grandpa’s obituary….

pregnantmales:

why wasnt i a part of this

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

what is this even from

THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

WHAT IS THI S OMFG

but the real question is where can i watch this

this post gets me through everything

I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

the orange one isn’t even doing it right

the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying

I’m not a big reblogger… but I love this

(via askltdashy)

"I never really understood licking things to claim them as your own… until I encountered the clitoris."

"I never really understood licking things to claim them as your own… until I encountered the clitoris."